Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Women's rights.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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