- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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