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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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