On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

poop.

My cat just died.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Obama walks into a hospital....

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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