What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Don't believe in Atheists.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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