Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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