- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

whats up and also down? your mum

Drew Knowles is gay

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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