- Anti Joke

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

I'm HIV positive.

cats are pussies

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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