So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

so...um, yeah

I went to work today....

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Prostitution is bad.......

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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