- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Christianity.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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