- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Justin Bieber hits puberty

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Matt is a Duster!

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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