How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Joke

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how much fish could a chicken

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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