- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

WOMENS RIGHTS

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Neither did she.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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