- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

thomas!!!!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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