- Anti Joke

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name