- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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