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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The queen having a shit

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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