- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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