- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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