- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Ebola

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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