I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Immigration Laws

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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