read me write me

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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