- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Loperson

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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