Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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hextech crafting too opieop

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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