How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Julian Ha.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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