- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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