- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Robin, get in the batmobile

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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