- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What's one plus one? two.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Stop. Seriously stop.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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