Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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all your base are belong to mark

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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