Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Blacks

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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