- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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