- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

I have read the terms and conditions

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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