why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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