Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Guest what in the butt

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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