- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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