Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Yellow People !!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Asian women drivers...

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Okay.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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JUST KIDDING^

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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