What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Liverpool City Football Club

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why so serious ?

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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