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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Blake wilkeys hair style

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What is your bill about? Clinton

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

cory

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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