- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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