A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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