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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

I once did something.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

the economy.

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