- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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