What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Colin is gay but toasters are not

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Want to hear a joke? No.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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