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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

why did sally drown cause she was black

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

baskets

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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