- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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