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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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