Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

No soap radio

why did you poop because you are a poop

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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