Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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A whole 'nother.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Anti Joke

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