Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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