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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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