- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

i committed murder

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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