- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Then none of us want to be right.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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