Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Poop

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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