- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

women's rights.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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