- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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