- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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