Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Anthony sucks

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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