- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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