- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Guess what? I like trains.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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