Penis.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

why was the boy sad? because.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Roses are red.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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