- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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