- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Everybody will die

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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