- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? I like trains.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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