Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Women's rights

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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roy g biv

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Anti Joke

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