- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

you see theres this guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

Ol-ive

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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