What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Whats green? The color green.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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