What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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