knock knock!? . . No.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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