Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Anti Joke

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