Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

you know whats not funny white boards.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

taking out the trash... at night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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