- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

im saul and i love cock

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What do I hate? people

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Matthew Wyckoff

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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