- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Neil Lewis

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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