Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

No soup for you!

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Shltskc gw? G

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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