- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

I have a horse.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

whats green and slimy? green slim