- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

G:nock nock B:come in!

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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