- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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