- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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