- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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