- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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