What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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