- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Then none of us want to be right.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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