- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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