- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

I hate long jokes -_-

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