- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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