What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

women's rights.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

A bar walks into a man

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Where can I apply for janitor school?

mental kid

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Justin Beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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