- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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