there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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