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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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