- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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