- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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