- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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