- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the house burn down? Obama

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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