- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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