- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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