- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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