- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Justin with a hat.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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