- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Who is John Galt?

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

I'm HIV positive.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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