- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

i have yougurt mit traktor

A black student graduated High School

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Justin Beiber

can you pass the soap?

George W. Bush

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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