Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Screw it you write the joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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