Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

kennah campion when she talks

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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