- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Women's rights

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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