- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

You're a frog

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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