Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Justin Bieber

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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