- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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