- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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