- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Rebecca Black's career.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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