- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Poker face

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Albino African Americans

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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