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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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