Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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