- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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