- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

robin, get in the car.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Roses are blue Colton is gay

knock knock There's no door

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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