Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Anti Joke

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