What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What is square and grey? A grey square.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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