A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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robin, get in the car.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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