Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What does water taste like? Water

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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y u no like me joke?

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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