You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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