- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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