- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Fine, ladies first.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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