- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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