- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

irish man drinking john smiths

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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