Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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This statement is false.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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