A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What's just not right? Left

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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