- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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